Victorian Tourist Weekend
July 29th, 2009 by Chris Eng
Well, I had a lovely if not entirely inexpensive weekend. But it was good. And super-touristy. It’s funny growing up in a tourist town, because as a teenager you instinctively disdain doing touristy things. Then you move away and get married to a girl not from your town and you go home in the middle of summer and she’s like “What’s fun to do?” and you’re all, “Weeeeellllll…” So let me tell you what we did:
DAY ONE:
- Took the ferry over to Victoria first thing Sunday morning.
- Had brunch with Carla, my parents and aunt and uncle at The Superior, an appropriately named Victorian brunch spot (both for the quality of food, and for the fact that it’s found on Superior St.).
- Walked around downtown, and went to the Chinatown Market (where they close off a block of Government St. on Sunday afternoons and local merchants and artisans sell their wares). Carla found a nice blue summer dress (c/o Lotus Designs), I bought some tea (at Silk Road) and then we wandered off to find Carla a belt to accessorize her new outfit with…
- Which we did at Value Village! And I found a signed copy of Wil Wheaton’s The Happiest Days of Our Lives there, which more or less made my day.
- Then we wandered back to Fisherman’s Wharf (known for that afternoon as Fisherman Worf—“I throw this salmon back! It has no honour!”), ate ice cream and looked at houseboats.
- After that we caught the bus to Masha’s house where we drank cider (purchased at the store) and somethink like kefir, but made with water instead of milk. It was slightly effervescent and refreshing. Then we made homemade pizza. Then we passed out.
DAY TWO:
- Went downtown and did some shopping at Plenty, which has moved up into my Top 5 Places to Spend Money in the Garden City. They call themselves an epicurean pantry and that’s about as good a descriptor as you’re going to get. Their chocolate goodies are to die for. We bought a buttload of brownies to nibble on for the remainder of our trip. Also… A CAST IRON MORTAR AND PESTLE! It’s hyoooje! And while it wasn’t cheap, it was one of those times where you figure you’ve got a little extra money and when are you going to invest in such a thing otherwise? A good investment, though, and it makes me happy.
- Scampered down to Pag’s to meet Shawn for lunch, which was lovely. Carla and I both decided that the 1/2 pasta and salad is the perfect amount of food for a hot day with a bunch of walking around.
- Ventured to the Royal BC Museum for their ‘Treasures of the British Museum’ exhibit. It was a excellently curated exhibition and we only occasionally made comments like, (assume horrible, faux British accent) “I say, what have those brown people got over there? Well, they’re only going to ruin it! Here, let’s get it away from them and put it on our trousseau where it can be seriously appreciated.” Then we spent a couple of hours in the rest of the museum. I could easily spend an afternoon a week for the rest of my life wandering the regular collections of the museum and never get bored. I <3 the RBCM so much.
- After wearing a hole in the bottoms of our shoes from all the walking, we walked even further down to the Beacon Drive In, where sugary and fried delights were partaken of. Then to Beacon Hill Park itself where Carla was shown the many, many peacocks that she did not believe wandered freely about the park. “How…? But…! Whaaaaaa…?!” It was cute. Then we napped on the grass behind St. Ann’s Academy.
- When we came to again we wandered over to the IMAX theatre (conveniently located about two blocks from St. Ann’s inside the RBCM) and watched Star Trek on the REALLY big screen in the company of awesome friends.
- Following that we retired to Masha and Bryce’s house and drank beer and whiled away the hours with them, Will and Kyla. Then slept, probably at too late an hour.
DAY THREE:
- Up before seven, so we could catch a cab into town, grab a coffee and get on the train to Nanaimo! It cost only $21/person since we bought the tickets a day in advance! How is it I never managed to do this at any point in my life? Still, despite the fact that we were both bone tired we managed to stay awake for most of the train ride, which was enchanting and a beautiful change from the view on the highway.
- Here are two awesome places I discovered in Nanaimo:
1) Bygone Books: Amazing selection. I forced myself to leave after spending an hour there but still managed to come up with $75 worth of goodies. Both antiquarian and general purpose books, as well as a huge selection of nautical and local history material. Recommended for Island book nerds.
2) Mon Petit Choux Bakery: They use all natural and organic ingredients. Their sandwiches are delicious and their lavender dark chocolate tarts? That shit is off the hook. Seriously.
- The ferry ride back was pretty painless, which is about all I could ask for.
And now that I’ve run down three days’ worth of fun AT LENGTH, let me now tell you what I did not do:
- Take pictures. This was not done out of any particular hatred of photography as much as forgetting to bring the camera along with us or being slightly tipsy and not caring where the camera was. I know this is a blog and without pictures it didn’t happen, but you’re just gonna have to take my word for it that most of this occurred.
Since I’m home and have the camera now, though, I will post pictures of what Carla and I came home to, thanks to our crafty and clever friends Jackie and Liz:

Nothing like a little bit of craftiness on the part of your friends to really make you realize how good it is to come home. But it was a good trip with good friends all ’round.
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