Christmas: Of Farms and Encyclopedias
December 31st, 2008 by Chris Eng
So, I’m back. I know that I didn’t tell you I was leaving beforehand, but I was off jetsetting for the holidays… if hanging out and drinking with your in-laws in a suburb of Edmonton can be considered “jetsetting,” anyway. Let me check up on that and get back to you.
Still, despite the neverending parade of sugary baking and Sailor Jerry Rum dancing past my eyes (and into my stomach), there were a couple of things that added a touch of greenpunk to my Christmas-time. First, I got two different encyclopedias:

The one on the left—The Encyclopedia of Country Living—is pretty much indispensible reading for anyone considering going back to the land or just adopting a more greenpunk/D.I.Y. lifestyle. The one on the right—The Complete Star Wars Encyclopedia—is indispensible reading for anyone who wants to know what Lando Calrissian and Admiral Daala have been doing lately. I’m sure there’s a greenpunk angle there if I look hard enough, but I’m too thrilled with it to bother.
I also, in a roundabout way (which involved a bookstore giftcard), received a copy of Nikki McClure’s Collect Raindrops, which is one of the most awesome and inspirational books I own. Every year she makes a calendar of paper cut art, with each month illustrating some aspect of simple living. Collect Raindrops assembles the best of her art from 1998 to 2007.

The other thing we got to do, which I haven’t done in years, is visit a farm. Carla’s grandfather owns a small farm in Whitecourt, so we drove out and spent an afternoon socializing and wandering around the property. It was nice and I was happy to have been able to spend some time there, as well as finally meet her grandpa.

There were miniature horses…

… which Carla befriended.

There were donkeys…

… which I befriended.

And there were llamas which nobody befriended, because they’re a bunch of ornery bastards.

There was a lot of open space, it being rural Alberta…

… and since it was winter, most everything was frozen.

During the spring, the land might get worked with this amazing 1950s tractor…

… and at harvest time the Cockshutt might get pulled out.

As a final note, in case anyone had read my previous posts and was wondering—yes, the Star Wars Encyclopedia is both excellent and beautiful. Just thought I’d clear that up.
- Posted in Country Living, General
